This past Friday night, I went to see the heavy metal bands Metallica, Pantera, and Mammoth WVH at the MetLife Stadium in New Jersey, which holds over 80,000 people (the stadium, not the state of New Jersey, which holds more, many of them for life).
Valerie Bertinelli was there actually. Good thing you didn’t run into her. She would have fallen for you immediately which would have been awkward with your girlfriend there. Although your girlfriend must be used to that stuff happening all the time by now.
Valerie Bertinelli was there actually. Good thing you didn’t run into her. She would have fallen for you immediately which would have been awkward with your girlfriend there. Although your girlfriend must be used to that stuff happening all the time by now.
You have the perfect amount of chest hair
Metal up your ass!
My dad worked at Aetna for 33 years and never vaped a day in his life, so thanks for being as metal as him, Dave!
I also sunburn quite easily.
Hey I call Robert Trujillo the new guy too. I wish I could have seen the original lineup of Pantera. I’m seeing them Wednesday!
So much good stuff here I'm gonna leave it at that 🤣